Girl Talk

Ok, no offense to our brothers Milo and Hank, but Swing wanted to talk about some things that only us girls wonder about.  Now I'm sure the boys scratch their heads about things at times, or perhaps they are just scratching because, well, their head itches!  Or maybe the feeling of a foot stuck in an ear, digging away at who knows what, is kind of euphoric.  Swing doesn't know and she's not about to ask...

So here are some things she is wondering about, girl things that is -

• What's the deal with peeing?  Seriously, is it necessary to pee on us when we are checking out that smelly spot you just spent 2 minutes snorfing at?  Didn't you see our head there?  A little warning, maybe a shout of "INCOMING" would be much appreciated.  And while we are talking about it, can you at least wait until we are done squatting before you let 'er rip?  It isn't like that spot is going to go anywhere once we are done doing our thing.  Geez!  Oh yeah, and do you ever run out of pee?  Good grief.

• Can't you spend 30 seconds away from your mom or dad without fussing and whining and basically showing what a big BABY you are?  You really are pathetic when she/he is just 2 feet away and you can't control yourself.  It isn't like they have abandoned you on the side of the road or anything.

• Ok, I may be your "sister" whom you enjoy playing with and even snuggling with (sorry, does revealing that embarrass you?), but I notice that you have no problems dropping me like a hot tamale when there are other girls around!  Yeah, I'm like mud when we visit grammy's house or our friend Gayle.  Thank goodness I'm comfy in my person or I might take offense at that!  Just remember, your sister will always be there when those other floozies move on.

So there you have it, some things that Swing has wondered about and wanted to get out there.  She realizes that you boys are a work in progress, so for now a little forgiveness for these minor shortcomings is in order.  She's sure there are things about the girls that the brothers wonder about, or maybe not!  After all, while she too is a work in progress, she thinks that she is just about perfect.  Of course ask her mom and she'll just grin and wink.  Hmmmm.

 Hank thinks he is winning!

I'm gonna catch you!

Swing, Dodge, Dirk and Jill hope the M&M siblings and their families have a wonderful New Year.  We look forward to hearing of the adventures of the rest of the gang in 2012.  Happy New Year!!!!!